Helen's Blog

• Adele has a baby boy!!!

   

  ADELE has given birth to a baby boy.  There's no word on the exact birth date, or the kid's name.  This is Adele's first child.  She's 24 years old.  The father is Adele's boyfriend Simon Konecki, who has a young daughter from his first marriage.

   

  CHRISTINA AGUILERAhas been offered $3 million to pimp TheBigAndTheBeautiful.com . . . which is a dating website for deliciously CANDY-COATED LADIES.  The site even calls her, quote, "a perfect fit" for the website. 

   

  IRON MAN 3 TRAILOR RELEASED TONIGHT @ MIDNIGHT

   

  OTHER STUFF YOU NEED TO KNOW!

   

  Why is it that in every scary movie.women can’t run without falling down?

   

  Neiman Marcus just released their annual Christmas Book . . . where they dream up some of the most RIDICULOUS and EXTRAVAGANT gifts possible.  A few of the highlights are a $100,000 luxury henhouse featuring a chandelier . . . a $99,500 jetpack that works over water . . . and his-and-hers watches that start at $1.09 MILLION. 

   

  A woman in China wants plastic surgery so she can become ugly because she was courted by too many men. Ladies, have you ever tried to "dumb down" your attractiveness to avoid attention?